Step into a world where bold humor meets fearless style with the Please be patient I have a tummy ache and a gun in my pocket shirt. This unique design is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement that blends wit and edge into one captivating garment. Crafted with premium cotton, this shirt offers supreme comfort and durability, making it perfect for everyday wear or casual outings where you want to turn heads and spark conversations. The phrase emblazoned across the front is cleverly provocative, appealing to those who appreciate a mix of playful sarcasm and a touch of rebellious spirit. Whether you’re hitting a music festival, hanging out with friends, or just embracing your individual style, this shirt serves as a conversation starter that showcases your confident personality without saying a word.

The design itself is sleek and modern, with bold typography that ensures the message pops against a variety of background colors. Tailored to fit both men and women comfortably, this shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket for cooler days. Beyond its eye-catching text, the fabric is soft to the touch and breathable, making it an ideal choice for long wear during summer barbecues or weekend adventures. The subtle humor embedded in the phrase adds an unexpected twist that allows you to express a quirky, unapologetic side of yourself. Embrace the blend of comfort, style, and attitude by adding the Please be patient I have a tummy ache and a gun in my pocket shirt to your wardrobe today. Don’t miss out on owning a shirt that’s as unique and memorable as you are—click to buy now and let your outfit do the talking!

Please be patient I have a tummy ache and a gun in my pocket shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Please be patient I have a tummy ache and a gun in my pocket shirt Women's T-shirt — Women’s T-shirt

Please be patient I have a tummy ache and a gun in my pocket shirt Long Sleeved — Long Sleeved

Please be patient I have a tummy ache and a gun in my pocket shirt Hoodie — Hoodie

Please be patient I have a tummy ache and a gun in my pocket shirt Sweatshirt — Sweatshirt

Description

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

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1. Order Processing Time

Order Handling: Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days after successful payment.
Made-to-Order Production: Since many of our items are printed on demand, production may take a little longer during high-volume periods (e.g., holidays).
Orders placed on weekends or public holidays will be processed on the next business day.

2. Shipping Time Estimates

We ship worldwide. Estimated delivery times (after processing) are:

Region	Estimated Delivery Time
United States	5–10 business days
Canada	7–12 business days
United Kingdom	7–12 business days
Australia	7–14 business days
Europe	7–15 business days
Rest of World	10–20 business days