Raccoon trash we do not care social club shirt

My neighbor, Mrs. Gable, bless her ass, probably has a collection of raccoon-related grievances stretching back decades. You’d think a simple garbage can lid would suffice, right? Wrong. The little bandits are relentless, absolute masters of the nighttime raid. I sometimes feel like I’m waging a personal war against them, but I also kind of appreciate their ingenuity, even if it leaves my yard looking like a miniature disaster zone every other morning. Lately, the struggles have been harder, my son started to help me, he is 10 and he thinks they are superheroes.

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This whole “anti-raccoon” saga reminded me of a conversation I had with my friend, Sarah, just last week. We were talking about how society seems to have this weird aversion to the things we find genuinely annoying. She had some awful problems with the neighborhood cats that jump into her yard and she was so angry that she almost cried. The irony is, we, as a species, are capable of some truly absurd behavior ourselves, yet we get ruffled by something as natural as a critter looking for a midnight snack. It’s a funny, slightly hypocritical thought, really.

I was once, years ago, on a camping trip in Yosemite, and a raccoon actually -stole- my entire bag of trail mix. I swear, the little guy winked at me before scampering up a tree with his ill-gotten gains. I was so angry, but I also couldn’t help but laugh. It was so cheeky! That memory, that specific thievery, completely encapsulates their spirit. I think it’s that spirit that makes them more fascinating than anything else.

Now, my son, well, he is determined to come up with a foolproof defense system. He’s been sketching elaborate contraptions, involving flashing lights, sirens, and, for some reason, a giant rubber chicken. I’ve been secretly encouraging his enthusiasm, as it gives him something to do besides playing video games. It’s also making me think a little differently about the issue, shifting the focus from the problem to the solution and also on spending time with him, I am now more excited to participate in my child’s life.

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So, perhaps, my personal battles with the masked marauders of the night have, in a strange way, given me a new perspective on things. Maybe, instead of constantly fuming and getting angry, I should invest in a raccoon-proof trash can (which, let’s be honest, is probably what I should have done in the first place). Or better yet, maybe I should just start appreciating the entertainment they provide, even when they’re wreaking havoc on my perfectly manicured lawn, the little rascals.

Finally, and this might seem contradictory, but given my latest thoughts on the matter I think I just might have to start a Raccoon trash we do not care social club shirt. It is a silly thought, and I know Mrs. Gable would not be supportive of the initiative. A shirt that would embrace the chaos. It’d be the perfect way to acknowledge the absurdity of it all. It could even say, “Embrace the Trash Pandas,” or something equally ridiculous. I’m already envisioning the design… and imagining the reactions. It would be a conversation starter, at least, and that is what I am aiming for.

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