Description

Groovy Goose Coffee Roasters Shirt

Some coffee shops are too serious. They talk about “notes of bark” and “acidity profiles.” At Groovy Goose Coffee Roasters, the only note we care about is the one that makes you dance in the kitchen while the pot brews. This shirt is a tribute to a fictional coffee brand that prioritizes peace, love, and a really strong espresso.

The design screams vintage 1970s advertising. It features the “Groovy Goose” himself—a cool, laid-back mascot (possibly wearing sunglasses or a bandana) strutting with a steaming mug in hand. The typography uses that classic, bubbly, psychedelic font that instantly transports you back to a time of shag carpets and funk records. It’s warm, it’s inviting, and it captures the cozy ritual of your first cup of the day.

Printed on a sturdy heavy cotton tee, this shirt is your new uniform for Sunday mornings. It’s soft enough to sleep in but stylish enough to wear to your actual local coffee shop. Whether you take your coffee black, with oat milk, or with a whole lot of sugar, the Groovy Goose doesn’t judge. He just wants you to have a nice day.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Retro Branding: It looks like authentic vintage merch from a local coffee joint that existed in 1976.
Chill Mascot: The goose character adds a touch of whimsy and humor to your outfit.
Warm Aesthetic: The design usually features comforting, earthy tones (oranges, browns, creams) that pair well with denim.

Perfect For

Coffee addicts and baristas.
Fans of 70s fashion and typography.
Lazy Sunday brunches.
Anyone who needs coffee to function but wants to look cute doing it.

Product Details

Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (durable and cozy).
Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with a warm, retro-styled Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the goose.

FAQ – Groovy Goose Coffee Roasters Shirt

Is Groovy Goose a real coffee shop? No, it is a fictional brand created for this design, celebrating the aesthetic of vintage local business logos. But it should be real.

What is the vibe of the design? Think “1970s organic market” meets “Saturday morning cartoon.” It uses retro fonts and warm colors to create a nostalgic feel.

Is this shirt suitable for tea drinkers? We won’t tell the goose if you don’t. The vibe is universal, even if your mug contains Earl Grey.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.