Description

Klaus Schwab WEF Approved Shirt

Greetings, global citizens. The World Economic Forum has a plan for your future, and step one is apparently this t-shirt. This “WEF Approved” design is the ultimate piece of satirical streetwear for the modern dissident. It takes the infamous “Great Reset” slogans and memes—from the pods to the insect protein—and turns them into a hilarious badge of compliance.

The design features a stylized, official-looking stamp or seal with the visage of Klaus Schwab, or simply the bold “WEF Approved” text, often accompanied by the satirical tagline “You Will Own Nothing and Be Happy.” It’s a tongue-in-cheek critique of globalist policies, technocratic overreach, and the absurd future that internet memes have warned us about. It’s dark humor for a timeline that feels increasingly like a sci-fi novel.

Printed on a durable heavy cotton tee (which you are technically allowed to own… for now), this shirt is perfect for sparking debates at thanksgiving, confusing people at the grocery store, or wearing to your local town council meeting. It signals that you are paying attention, you know the agenda, and you’ve decided to laugh in its face.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Top-Tier Satire: It leans heavily into the viral memes surrounding the WEF, making it a hit with political humor fans.
Conversation Starter: It’s bold, controversial, and guaranteed to get a reaction from friends and strangers alike.
Meme Culture: It references the “Eat the Bugs” and “Own Nothing” internet phenomena.

Perfect For

Fans of political satire and commentary.
Critics of the World Economic Forum and globalist policies.
Libertarians, conspiracy theorists, and free-thinkers.
Anyone who refuses to live in the pod.

Product Details

Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (real natural fibers, not synthetic lab-grown material).
Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with a bold, stamp-style Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the Klaus.

FAQ – Klaus Schwab WEF Approved Shirt

Is this official WEF merchandise? Absolutely not. In fact, they would probably prefer you didn’t wear this. This is a parody design meant for satirical purposes only.

What does the slogan mean? It mocks the infamous “You will own nothing, and you’ll be happy” prediction from a 2016 WEF video, which has since become a major meme in political circles.

Will I have to eat bugs if I wear this? No, the shirt is bug-free. Your dietary choices remain your own (for now).

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.