Shithawks vs Colonizers Super Bowel 2026 Caricature Shirt
Prepare for the messiest game of the year. The “Shithawks vs. Colonizers” shirt is a multi-layered masterpiece of low-brow humor. On the surface, it looks like a commemorative championship tee for the 2026 big game. But look closer, and you’ll realize it’s a grotesque pun on the “Super Bowel.”

The teams? The “Shithawks” (flying high on the winds of chaos) facing off against the “Colonizers” (defending the digestive tract). It is a relentless barrage of scatological satire designed to offend the refined and delight the immature. The caricature style art typically features gross-out mascots battling for the porcelain trophy. It mocks the self-serious pageantry of professional football by reducing it to its absolute crudest elements.

Printed on a durable heavy cotton tee, this shirt is perfect for rowdy watch parties, bachelor weekends, or for that one friend who refuses to take sports seriously. It’s loud, it’s gross, and it’s undeniably memorable. Wear it to the bar and watch as people squint, read the text, and then either groan in disgust or buy you a beer.
Why You’ll Love This Shirt
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The Ultimate Dad Joke: It’s a “Super Bowel” pun taken to its absolute logical extreme.
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Double Entendre: The team names (“Shit” and “Colon”) fit perfectly into the digestive theme.
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Shock Value: It parodies the look of official merch while being completely inappropriate.
Perfect For
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Super Bowl watch parties (especially for the haters).
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Fans of South Park or Trailer Park Boys style humor.
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Bachelor parties and “guy trips.”
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Anyone who loves a good poop joke.
Product Details
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Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (absorbent and durable).
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Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with a gritty, caricature-style Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print.
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the mascots.

FAQ – Shithawks vs Colonizers Super Bowel 2026 Caricature Shirt
Is this shirt offensive? Yes, highly. It is designed to be crude, satirical, and gross. If you are easily offended, this is not the shirt for you.
Is it related to real teams? No. While the names might sound vaguely like real franchises, they are parodies based on the “Super Bowel” (digestive) theme.
What is the “Super Bowel”? It is a pun on “Super Bowl,” changing the meaning from a football stadium to… well, a bowel movement. Hence the team names.









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