Ask me about my chronic constipation T-shirt
The first time it truly hit me, the whole -thing-, was during that camping trip with the in-laws. We’re talking three days in the woods, questionable gas station coffee, and nothing resembling a decent bathroom. Let me tell you, the outhouse situation was less than ideal, but my internal plumbing was the real horror story. Everything just…stopped. It was like a brick wall had been erected. I recall, vividly, the panicked feeling, the bloating, the genuine fear of having to explain myself in excruciating detail to my husband’s mother, who, bless her ass, probably already suspected something.














Lutz Bluemke –
Best t-shirts I’ve ever worn!
I love this t-shirt. I’ve read reviews where some customers said they did not feel the shirt was * heavy*, but by no means is it flimsy. I’m a chick though, so maybe guys wearing this as a work shirt need something a little thicker.
This brand also holds up MUCH better, in my opinion, to Hanes or FOTL. I have another 1 of these I refuse to throw out. Had it 3 years it held up that well and I’ve worn it a LOT. Washer and dryer over and over just makes it even better!
Ordering a bunch of these in other colors for sure.
Shelby Sproston –
These fit the way I like them to. Exactly what I was looking for. 👍😁
1 inch wide collar. Roughly 7 inch sleeves. Not slim fit or slim cut. The collars are close to my neck, the way they look when police or military personnel wear them. The sleeves come down to my elbows. This is how I like for my tshirts to be.
The cotton is a light, but sturdy material. The collars hold their shape well even if I sweat some or they get wet. I haven’t seen any shrinking. By the way, with tshirts, washing in cold or warm water and then drying on low heat is the best way to ensure one’s tshirts and cotton items don’t shrink. 👍