Bart Simpson Christmas This Jolly shirt
Alright, here goes nothing. My first real memory of feeling the -true- Christmas spirit? It’s a hazy one, but I can vividly picture the faded, almost threadbare, image of Bart Simpson plastered across a festive red shirt. It wasn’t just any shirt, mind you. It was “This Jolly Christmas” Bart, complete with his mischievous grin and maybe a little Santa hat. I remember getting it from my grandma, bless her ass. She always knew how to make me laugh, and this shirt was peak humor for a seven-year-old. It felt like I was wearing a secret weapon against the holiday humdrum, a beacon of irreverent joy.














Sydney Vita –
good I love u
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