Before Coffee I Am A Safety Hazard Shirt

The Before Coffee I Am A Safety Hazard Shirt is a must-have for anyone who knows mornings are not their strong suit without caffeine. Featuring a bold, humorous slogan, this design speaks the universal truth shared by coffee lovers, office workers, and anyone who needs a strong brew before functioning safely in society.

Whether you’re dragging yourself into the office, stumbling to the kitchen, or warning coworkers to keep their distance, this shirt delivers the message loud and clear. Its sarcastic tone makes it perfect for lighthearted humor while still being highly relatable. From remote workers and commuters to baristas and coffee addicts, this shirt fits seamlessly into everyday life.

Made from soft ring-spun cotton, the fabric strikes an ideal balance between lightweight comfort and midweight durability. The smooth finish feels great against the skin, making it suitable for all-day wear—whether you’re sipping coffee at your desk, running errands, or lounging on slow mornings. Breathable and comfortable, it’s designed to keep you feeling relaxed even before the caffeine kicks in.

The unisex fit offers a classic, easygoing silhouette that works for all body types. It layers effortlessly under hoodies or jackets during early mornings and stands on its own later in the day. Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, the text remains crisp and clear, ensuring the joke doesn’t fade even after repeated washes.

This shirt also makes a great gift for coworkers, friends, or family members who proudly identify as “don’t talk to me before coffee” people. It’s funny, practical, and endlessly wearable—exactly what casual humor apparel should be.

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Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Relatable coffee humor everyone understands

• Soft ring-spun cotton with a smooth, comfortable feel

• Sharp DTG print for long-lasting clarity

Before Coffee I Am A Safety Hazard Shirt Perfect For

• Coffee lovers and caffeine addicts

• Office workers and remote professionals

• Daily casual wear and relaxed mornings

• Funny, sarcastic gift ideas

Product Details

• Material: Soft ring-spun cotton, lightweight–midweight balance, smooth finish

• Fit / Print: Unisex fit with direct-to-garment printing

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on print

Frequently Asked Questions about Before Coffee I Am A Safety Hazard Shirt

Is this shirt comfortable for all-day wear?
Yes. The soft ring-spun cotton is breathable and comfortable enough for wearing all day.

Does the fit run true to size?
It features a standard unisex fit. For a relaxed feel, order your usual size.

Will the print last after washing?
The DTG print is designed to stay sharp and readable with proper care.

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