Boxer dog wearing sunglasses Shoot Pool Get Bitches shirt

Some dogs fetch sticks; others run the local pool hall. The Boxer Dog “Shoot Pool Get Bitches” Funny Sunglasses Shirt captures the latter. It is a masterpiece of absurd, internet-style humor, featuring a Boxer who exudes more confidence than most humans. Wearing sunglasses and looking stoic, this canine pool shark delivers a simple manifesto for success. It relies on the classic double entendre of “bitches” to deliver a punchline that is crude, confident, and undeniably hilarious. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who appreciates meme culture, alpha-dog energy, or just really cool pets.

A graphic this bold needs a canvas that can handle the attitude. We print this design on 100% cotton, 5.3 oz thick, resilient fabric. This isn’t a flimsy fashion tee; it’s a sturdy garment ideal for novelty graphics. The thick weave ensures that the print of the dog and the bold text sits smoothly on the surface without distorting or fading into the fabric. It offers a structured fit that feels high-quality and durable, ready to be worn to the bar, the pool hall, or anywhere else you need to establish dominance.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Absurd Comedy: It combines a cute dog with exaggerated, “tough guy” bravado for a hilarious contrast.

• The Pun: It leans into the crude humor of the word “bitches” (female dogs) for a classic joke.

• Resilient Fabric: The 5.3 oz cotton is thick and durable, ensuring the graphic stays fresh.

Perfect For

• Meme Lovers: Fans of “weird internet” humor and specific animal memes.

• Pool Players: The ultimate intimidation wear for your next league night.

• Boxer Owners: A funny, edgy twist on standard dog breed merchandise.

• Gag Gifts: Perfect for the friend who thinks he is a player.

Product Details

• Material: 100% cotton; 5.3 oz thick, resilient fabric chosen for durability and print clarity.

• Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a bold, novelty finish.

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the graphic.

FAQ – Boxer dog wearing sunglasses Shoot Pool Get Bitches shirt

Is this shirt appropriate for kids? No. This funny boxer dog shirt contains the word “Bitches” and is intended for adult audiences who appreciate crude humor and wordplay.

How does the fabric feel? We use a “thick, resilient cotton” (5.3 oz). This gives the funny boxer dog shirt a sturdy, high-quality feel that is heavier than a standard lightweight tee.

Is the dog graphic realistic? The design features a photo-realistic or detailed illustrative style of a Boxer, making the contrast with the sunglasses and text even funnier on this funny boxer dog shirt.

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