Description

Cat Mr Penis Shirt

Name: Cat Mr Penis Shirt
SKU: 2719112
Availability: InStock

The internet is a strange place, and nothing proves that more than this cat. You’ve seen the memes, you’ve seen the screenshots, and now you can wear the legend. The “Mr. Penis” shirt is the pinnacle of “broken humor”—a design so stupid, so shocking, and so confusing that it loops right back around to being genius.

This tee features the now-iconic image of the innocent-looking cat paired with his unfortunate (or distinguished?) title. It captures the chaotic energy of 3:00 AM group chats and “cursed image” threads. It isn’t trying to be clever or sophisticated; it’s trying to make you laugh out of sheer disbelief. It’s a statement piece for the person whose sense of humor is best described as “terminal online brain rot.”

Printed on a durable heavy cotton tee, this shirt is perfect for shocking your friends, confusing your parents, or wearing to a party where you don’t want to talk to anyone serious. It’s the ultimate icebreaker—mostly because people will desperately want to know why you are wearing it. Embrace the absurdity. Hail the cat.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Shock Value: It’s bold, it’s crude, and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction (ranging from laughter to concern).
Deep Internet Lore: It signals to other meme addicts that you are deep in the trenches of viral culture.
Unapologetic Absurdity: It rejects logic in favor of pure, chaotic comedy.

Perfect For

Admins of meme pages and Discord servers.
Gag gifts for that one friend with the “broken” sense of humor.
Festivals, house parties, or anywhere that requires zero professionalism.
People who just really, really like weird cats.

Product Details

Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (durable and classic).
Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with a high-contrast, meme-aesthetic Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the text (it’s weird enough already).

FAQ – Cat Mr Penis Shirt

Is this a real cat’s name? According to internet lore and viral screenshots, yes. Or at least, it’s the name the internet bestowed upon him. We don’t make the rules; we just print the shirts.

Can I wear this in public? That depends entirely on your confidence level and the strictness of your local public indecency laws (or school dress codes). We recommend “read the room.”

Why would anyone buy this? If you have to ask, you aren’t the target audience. This is for the connoisseurs of the weird.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.