Fck-Lettuce graphic shirt

Let’s be honest: nobody ever woke up craving a bowl of iceberg. The anti lettuce shirt is the ultimate manifesto for the carnivores, the carb-loaders, and the salad-dodgers of the world. Featuring an unapologetically crude and exaggerated slogan, this shirt is a middle finger to the wilted greens taking up valuable real estate on your burger. If you believe that garnish is just a distraction from the main event, it’s time to wear your culinary distain on your chest.

The Aesthetic of “Foodie” Rebellion The design of this shirt leans into the “Anti-Health” movement with a raw, high-impact aesthetic. By using bold, aggressive typography, it subverts the clean, green branding usually associated with wellness culture. It is a piece of crude humor that acts as an instant icebreaker at BBQs, burger joints, and family dinners where someone inevitably tries to pass you the salad bowl. It’s loud, it’s funny, and it perfectly captures the spirit of someone who knows exactly what they want on their plate (and what they don’t).

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Styling Your Anti-Greenery Look This shirt is designed for a bold, casual vibe that thrives in high-calorie environments.

• The BBQ Legend: Pair this tee with classic denim shorts and a baseball cap. It’s the official uniform for the person standing behind the grill flipping patties.

• Late Night Eats: Wear it with your favorite pair of worn-in jeans and sneakers for a run to the local diner or taco truck.

• The Layered Joke: Throw an open denim shirt or a hoodie over it. The “Fck Lettuce” slogan peeking through is a great way to reveal your sense of humor in a more subtle way.

Material & Construction: Tougher than a Kale Stalk You need a shirt that can handle a spill from a juicy burger. We print this design on Gildan Cotton.

• 100% Midweight Cotton: Made from natural fibers, this fabric is breathable and soft, ensuring you stay comfortable even during a heavy three-course meal.

• Built to Last: Featuring a seamless double-needle collar and a sturdy knit, this tee maintains its shape and structural integrity wash after wash.

• High-Impact DTG Printing: We use Direct-to-Garment technology to ensure the slogan is crisp and opaque. The ink is cured directly into the fabric, so your anti-salad message won’t crack or peel.

• Unisex Classic Fit: The boxy, relaxed cut provides a comfortable fit for all body types, giving you plenty of “food baby” room after a large meal.

Skip the Side Salad The Fck-Lettuce Graphic Shirt is for the people who know that life is too short for flavorless leaves. Grab yours today and let the world know where you stand on the garnish debate.

Frequently Asked Questions about Fck-Lettuce graphic shirt

1. Is the slogan censored on the actual shirt? No, the shirt features the full, uncensored expression for maximum comedic impact. It’s intended for adults with a crude and playful sense of humor.

2. Does the shirt shrink in the wash? Our Gildan cotton is preshrunk, so it should hold its size well. For the best results, wash in cold water and tumble dry on low to keep the fabric and the print in peak condition.

3. Is this available in green? While we offer various colors, many find it funniest on white or black to keep the focus on the text. However, wearing an “Anti-Lettuce” shirt in lettuce-green is a level of irony we highly support!

4. How does the sizing run? This is a standard Unisex Classic Fit. It runs true to traditional US sizing. If you prefer a tighter fit, consider sizing down; for a relaxed look, stick to your regular size.

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