Gaslight yourself into happiness shirt

The shirt. It’s sitting there, folded neatly on my dresser, the one that’s supposed to magically shift your perspective, the “Gaslight yourself into happiness shirt.” Sounds a little bonkers, right? I mean, who in their right mind wants to be… well, tricked into feeling good? Yet, there I was, staring at it this morning, a dull ache settling in my chest, the kind that shows up uninvited, like a grumpy relative. The world outside felt gray, like a watercolor painting left out in the rain, everything blurred and lacking definition, so maybe a little manufactured joy wouldn’t be the worst thing.

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The instructions, printed on a tiny scrap of paper, were deliberately vague. “Wear the shirt. Think positive thoughts. Repeat as needed.” Groundbreaking, I know. But it was the sheer absurdity of it that drew me in. It reminded me of my grandpa, bless his ass, who used to say, “Fake it ‘til you make it,” even when he was battling his own demons. He always did find a way to smile, even when things got tough. Thinking about him gave me a tiny flicker of hope, something akin to a warm fireplace on a cold night.

Pulling the shirt on, the fabric felt surprisingly soft against my skin. It was a faded, almost vintage, blue, the kind you find in a thrift store, and for some reason that made me smile. Like it had a history, like maybe someone else had worn it and felt better. I closed my eyes and focused on the simple things: the birds chirping outside my window, the smell of coffee brewing downstairs, the fact that I had a roof over my head. Each one of them, little sparks of optimism.

I walked into the kitchen, humming a tune, totally unlike me in the mornings. My neighbor, Mrs. Gable, was outside, wrestling with her overflowing garden. Usually, I’d just nod and hurry inside. Today, I found myself walking over to offer a hand, even though the thought of getting dirt under my fingernails filled me with a mild sense of dread. But then I noticed her smile when I offered, it felt oddly fulfilling. She just beamed at me, and I felt a warmth spread through my chest that had nothing to do with the shirt.

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Later, while I was waiting for the bus, I remembered a childhood memory. It was my birthday and I got a bike. I had wanted one so badly. I stood there, looking at it, with a giant grin plastered on my face, feeling the wind in my hair, the thrill of freedom washing over me. In a tiny, almost imperceptible way, I realized the shirt was less about tricking yourself and more about remembering. Remembering the good stuff, the moments of genuine joy that get buried under the everyday muck.

So, maybe the “Gaslight yourself into happiness shirt” isn’t as crazy as it sounds. Maybe it’s just a reminder, a gentle nudge to look for the good, even when it’s hiding in plain sight. It’s not perfect. The instructions are basic, the fabric is slightly worn, it won’t fix everything, but it’s a starting point, a little thread of blue to pull on when the world feels too gray. And right now, that’s enough.

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