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Golf if it was easy they’d call it your mom shirt

Name: Golf if it was easy they’d call it your mom shirt
SKU: rJ2P68Halreh
Availability: InStock

We all know that one golfer who blames the wind, the grass, and the sun for every bad shot. Sometimes, you just need to remind them of the cold, hard truth: golf is difficult. The Golf If It Was Easy They’d Call It Your Mom Funny Offensive Shirt takes that sentiment and wraps it in a layer of classic, immature, “your mom” humor. It is a crude, sarcastic, and undeniably funny way to roast your buddies on the course. It acknowledges the immense challenge of the sport while delivering a low-blow insult that is guaranteed to get a laugh (or a club thrown in your direction).

Designed for stag dos, guys’ trips, and golfers with a thick skin, this shirt is built to make its message clear. We print on a structured cotton fabric chosen specifically for its ability to support sharp typography. Because the joke relies entirely on the text being read, the fabric needs to be smooth and stable, ensuring the letters don’t warp or fade into unreadability. It’s a durable, high-quality tee that looks as sharp as your short game wishes it was. Wear it to the 19th hole and enjoy the reactions.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Sharp Typography Surface: Crafted from structured cotton, this shirt provides a crisp canvas that keeps the text bold and easy to read from a cart’s distance.
Classic Roast: It utilizes the timeless “your mom” joke format to deliver a sick burn about golf’s difficulty.
Conversation Starter: It’s offensive, it’s loud, and it breaks the ice immediately.

Perfect For

Stag Dos / Bachelor Parties: The perfect rude gear for a rowdy golf weekend.
Gag Gifts: For the friend who takes the game way too seriously.
Edgy Humor Fans: Those who appreciate a joke that crosses the line.
The “Bad” Golfer: Embrace the struggle with a laugh.

Product Details

Material: 100% cotton; structured fabric for sharp typography and a clean look.
Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a bold, lasting insult.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the text.

FAQ – Golf if it was easy they’d call it your mom shirt

Is this shirt appropriate for a country club? Probably not! The golf your mom joke shirt features a crude, offensive insult. It is best suited for public courses, bachelor parties, or casual hangouts with friends who have a dark sense of humor.

Will the text peel off? No. We use a “structured cotton” that bonds well with our Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing process. This ensures the slogan on your golf your mom joke shirt remains sharp and doesn’t crack or peel easily.

Is it a tight fit? The golf your mom joke shirt is a standard unisex fit. It is designed to be relaxed and comfortable for swinging a club, not tight or restrictive.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.