Goofy I lose my appetite thinking of you shirt
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Some people give you butterflies; others make you lose your lunch. This hilarious, irreverent tee features a goofy cartoon aesthetic paired with the devastatingly sarcastic slogan: “I Lose My Appetite Thinking Of You.”
Description
There are love languages, and then there are hate languages. The Goofy “I Lose My Appetite Thinking Of You” Funny Insult Shirt is fluent in the latter. We have all met someone who is just so “ick” that they ruin your desire for pizza. This shirt celebrates that feeling with a cheerful, goofy cartoon vibe that clashes hilariously with the brutal text. It is the perfect mix of “cute” and “savage,” designed for the meme lover who enjoys confusing people with conflicting messages. Is it a diet tip? Is it a breakup letter? It’s both.
Designed for those with a dark sense of humor and an appreciation for quality gear, this tee is built to last. We print on a 5.3 oz structured midweight cotton fabric. This specific weight is chosen for its “strong print retention.” Because the joke relies on the visual contrast between the cartoon style and the text, the fabric needs to hold the ink perfectly without bleeding or fading. The structured fit ensures the shirt doesn’t look sloppy, keeping the insult crisp and readable. Wear it to a family dinner to avoid questions about your dating life, or gift it to your sarcastic best friend.
Why You’ll Love This Shirt
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Strong Print Retention: The 5.3 oz structured fabric is engineered to hold ink deeply, ensuring the colorful cartoon graphics and text stay vibrant wash after wash.
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Savage Contrast: The combination of a “goofy” visual style with a mean insult creates a layer of absurdity that meme fans love.
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Structured Fit: It offers a clean, boxy silhouette that looks better than a flimsy, shapeless tee.
Perfect For
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Edgy Humor Fans: People who appreciate a joke with a little bite to it.
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Breakup Gifts: The ultimate way to say “I am over it.”
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Meme Culture: A text-post style joke brought to life.
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Dieting (Ironically): A funny way to explain why you aren’t eating.
Product Details
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Material: 100% cotton; 5.3 oz structured midweight fabric with strong print retention.
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Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a bold, lasting graphic.
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the graphic.
FAQ – Goofy I lose my appetite thinking of you shirt
Is this a children’s shirt? No. While it features a “goofy” cartoon style, the humor on the lose my appetite thinking of you shirt is sarcastic and meant for adults or teens with an edgy sense of humor.
Will the cartoon print fade? We use a high-quality fabric known for “strong print retention.” This ensures that the colorful graphics on the lose my appetite thinking of you shirt remain bold and don’t look washed out after a few cycles.
Is the fabric thin? No, we use a “5.3 oz structured midweight” cotton. This gives the lose my appetite thinking of you shirt a solid, quality feel that is not see-through and holds its shape well.
SIZE GUIDE
- The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 17.5 | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
- The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 17.25 | 19.25 | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 | 27.25 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 |
- Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.25 | 19.75 | 21.25 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 |
- Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 33 | 34 |
- Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
- Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
- Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 26 | 27.5 | 28.75 | 29.75 | 30.75 | 32 | 33 |
- Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 17.25 | 19.25 | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 | 27.25 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 |
- Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 20.5 | 22 | 23.5 | 25 | 26.5 |
- 50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 19.75 | 21.25 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 |
Brands
Kingteeshop Fashion LLC
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