Guy In Hat Stumble Guys shirt

Kingteeshops is a Screen Printing Company based in CA, US. I ripped that from their About page Guy In Hat Stumble Guys shirt. You can upload your designs and they will print them for you. For a fee, of course. They have no minimums. They also have a catalog of t-shirts that they sell from their online store. Today’s review will be one of those t-shirts.

Guy In Hat Stumble Guys shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Kingteeshops Cotton t-shirt that I received is actually a 50% cotton 50% polyester blend Guy In Hat Stumble Guys shirt. It’s a vibrant blue American Apparel v-neck t-shirt. I think that the official color is Neon Heather Blue. Anyway, whatever it’s called, I like it. It’s definitely a blue that I would wear and the poly-cotton blend is light and soft. Perfect for my climate (Okinawa is hot and humid). The print is perfect and light. The ink on the breasts of the tits (birds) is a little heavy but it is a small area. My guess is plastisol screenprint. I like the t-shirt but I don’t really understand the design. There are two cute birds on a wire with yellow breasts. These birds are around the upper stomach area and above that is the text: I like your tits. I understand the innuendo here. There are some birds of the tit variety.

So “I like your tits”, which you would expect to be a comment referring to a part of a woman’s anatomy, is actually innocently referring to birds. But it doesn’t really make sense because people don’t have tits (birds) as pets as far as I know and if they are referring to the birds on the t-shirt shouldn’t the text read “I like my tits”. It only makes sense that if the tits I am referring to are on my t-shirt that they would be mine. Perhaps if the text read “Do you like my tits?” it would be better. Or perhaps “Great Tits” as the Great Tit is a species of tit. At least, they would make sense. Still, as a guy, I wouldn’t be comfortable wearing any of these slogans. I’m not sure that there are too many women who would want to wear this t-shirt either.