Kill all graphic designers shirt
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“Make the logo bigger.” “Can you make it pop?” If you hear these phrases in your nightmares, this shirt is for you. Featuring a brutally sarcastic slogan, this tee is the ultimate vent for every overworked and underappreciated creative professional.
Description
Kill all graphic designers shirt
There is a specific kind of rage that only comes from a client asking for a seventh round of revisions on a “final” file. The Kill All Graphic Designers Dark Humor Industry Shirt captures that feeling perfectly. It is a piece of dark, satirical absurdist humor—likely designed by a graphic designer who just couldn’t take it anymore. It’s an exaggeration, a vent, and a hilarious piece of anti-fashion that mocks the very industry it exists within. It’s the perfect uniform for the freelancer who has spent 12 hours staring at kerning pairs.
Because this design relies on a stark, brutalist statement, the canvas needs to be substantial. We print on a midweight cotton fabric ideal for bold text. This fabric weight provides a solid, flat surface that ensures the typography hits hard. It doesn’t ripple or distort; it presents the slogan with the cold, hard clarity of a sans-serif font. It’s durable enough to survive long nights at the agency and comfortable enough to wear while you begrudgingly open Photoshop for the hundredth time today.
Why You’ll Love This Shirt
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Bold Text Surface: The midweight cotton is selected to support heavy, block typography, ensuring the slogan is punchy and readable.
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Industry Irony: It’s a joke that only true creatives will really “get”—a badge of honor for surviving the design world.
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Conversation Starter: It’s edgy, it’s shocking, and it guarantees a reaction from your creative director.
Perfect For
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Graphic Designers: obviously.
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Agency Life: Wear it to the office on days when deadlines are looming.
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Freelancers: The perfect attire for Zoom calls with difficult clients (camera off, mostly).
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Art School Grads: A cynical look at the degree you just paid for.
Product Details
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Material: 100% cotton; midweight fabric chosen for its ability to display bold text clearly.
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Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a stark, high-contrast look.
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the text (unless you want to destroy the design, which would be fitting).
FAQ – Kill all graphic designers shirt
Is this shirt advocating violence? Absolutely not. The kill all graphic designers shirt is a piece of dark, satirical humor—often interpreted as a self-deprecating joke made by designers about their own stressful industry.
Will the bold text crack? We use a “midweight cotton” that provides a stable base for the ink. Combined with high-quality DTG printing, this ensures the bold slogan on your kill all graphic designers shirt stays solid and sharp.
Is it a fitted shirt? The kill all graphic designers shirt is a standard unisex fit. It offers a relaxed, comfortable silhouette that is perfect for long creative sessions at your desk.
SIZE GUIDE
- The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 17.5 | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
- The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 17.25 | 19.25 | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 | 27.25 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 |
- Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.25 | 19.75 | 21.25 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 |
- Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 33 | 34 |
- Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
- Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
- Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 26 | 27.5 | 28.75 | 29.75 | 30.75 | 32 | 33 |
- Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.
| SIZE GUIDE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 17.25 | 19.25 | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 | 27.25 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 |
- Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 20.5 | 22 | 23.5 | 25 | 26.5 |
- 50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.
| SIZE GUIDE | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WIDTH (inches) | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| LENGTH (inches) | 19.75 | 21.25 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 |
Brands
Kingteeshop Fashion LLC
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