Less Government More Coffee American Flag Shirt

Some problems can be solved by bureaucracy; most problems can be solved by a double shot of espresso and being left alone. The Less Government More Coffee American Flag Graphic Shirt is the official uniform of the self-reliant morning person. It captures a sentiment that crosses party lines but hits home especially hard for libertarians and patriots: life is simply better when there is fewer red tape and more roasted beans. The design overlays this philosophy onto a classic, distressed American flag motif, grounding the humor in a genuine love for the country (and its favorite beverage).

Designed for the independent thinker and the caffeine addict, this tee is as bold as a dark roast. It’s perfect for the Fourth of July, political rallies, or just a Tuesday morning at the office when you aren’t ready for meetings yet. We print on a 5.3 oz midweight cotton that is preshrunk. This ensures that the shirt maintains its “structured yet comfortable feel” and size, even after you spill coffee on it and have to wash it. The fabric provides a solid canvas for the print, ensuring the flag and text remain sharp and durable for the long haul. Wear it, pour a cup, and enjoy your freedom.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Structured Yet Comfortable: Crafted from 5.3 oz midweight cotton, this shirt offers a structured fit that looks neat, while the preshrunk fabric ensures it stays comfortable and true to size.

• Patriotic Humor: It blends political philosophy with relatable coffee culture, making a statement that is both funny and principled.

• Long-Lasting Print: The fabric is chosen for its ability to hold ink, ensuring the American flag graphic stays vibrant through countless wash cycles.

Perfect For

• Libertarians: A slogan that perfectly summarizes the platform.

• Coffee Shop Runs: The ideal attire for waiting in line for your morning brew.

• Fourth of July: A fun, casual alternative to standard flag tees.

• Gifts for Dad: Especially the dads who grumble about taxes and empty coffee pots.

Product Details

• Material: 100% preshrunk cotton; 5.3 oz midweight fabric for a reliable fit.

• Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a vintage, distressed look.

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the flag.

FAQ – Less Government More Coffee American Flag Shirt

What does the shirt mean? This less government more coffee shirt is a humorous political statement. It suggests that life would be better with less bureaucratic interference (“Less Government”) and more caffeine (“More Coffee”).

Will this shirt shrink? We use 100% preshrunk cotton for this less government more coffee shirt. This minimizes any size changes after washing, ensuring the fit remains consistent.

Is the flag design bright or vintage? The design on this less government more coffee shirt uses a “distressed” American flag motif. This gives it a vintage, worn-in look that fits well with the casual, humorous tone.

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