Description

Nurse Kayleigh Goldsworthy Made Me Ovulate Shirt

Name: Nurse Kayleigh Goldsworthy Made Me Ovulate Shirt
SKU: 2719300
Availability: InStock

There are crushes, there is admiration, and then there is whatever is happening on this shirt. If you are a fan of Kayleigh Goldsworthy—whether from her music, her touring, or her internet presence—you know she has a power over the crowd. This shirt takes that admiration and cranks it up to a solid 11 with the phrase “Nurse Kayleigh Goldsworthy Made Me Ovulate.”

This is the peak of “stan culture” humor. It utilizes the specific brand of over-the-top, slightly biological, and completely shameless thirst tweets that dominate social media. Whether she wore a nurse costume once, played a role, or the title is just an absurd addition to the meme, the message is clear: your devotion is absolute. It’s crude, it’s loud, and it’s undeniably funny.

Printed on a durable heavy cotton tee, this shirt is designed to withstand the mosh pit or the front row of the barricade. It’s the perfect conversation starter (or stopper) for concerts, festivals, or just confusing people at the grocery store. Wear it to show that when it comes to Kayleigh, you have absolutely zero chill.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Unhinged Humor: It captures the chaotic energy of modern internet fandom and “thirst” memes.
Maximum Shock Value: The bold text is guaranteed to get double-takes and laughs.
Gender Neutral Irony: It is objectively funnier if worn by someone who biologically cannot ovulate.

Perfect For

Die-hard fans of Kayleigh Goldsworthy (Bayside, solo work, etc.).
Lovers of “cursed” or “specific” internet meme shirts.
Concert-goers looking to get the artist’s attention.
Bachelor parties or gag gifts.

Product Details

Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (sturdy enough to handle your emotions).
Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with a bold, text-heavy Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the letters.

FAQ – Nurse Kayleigh Goldsworthy Made Me Ovulate Shirt

Who is Kayleigh Goldsworthy? She is a talented multi-instrumentalist and songwriter known for her solo work and touring with bands like Bayside. This shirt is a (very intense) fan tribute.

Can men wear this shirt? Absolutely. In fact, a man wearing a shirt that says “Made Me Ovulate” adds a layer of biological irony that makes the joke even funnier.

Is this text hard to read? No, the design typically features large, impactful block lettering to ensure the message is received loud and clear from a distance.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.