I pulled out a nose hair last night to see if it hurt shirt

The I Pulled Out a Nose Hair Last Night to See If It Hurt Shirt is a perfect example of low-effort curiosity turning into high-impact humor. Blunt, silly, and unapologetically stupid in the best way, this shirt taps into a universal experience that makes people laugh before they even realize why.

Designed for humor lovers, novelty tee collectors, and anyone who enjoys awkward, slightly crude jokes, this shirt works effortlessly in casual settings. Whether you’re wearing it out with friends, lounging at home, or just enjoying reactions from strangers who read it twice, it’s guaranteed to spark laughs and head shakes.

Made from 100% cotton with a 5.3 oz medium-weight knit, the fabric strikes a comfortable balance between softness and structure. It’s breathable enough for everyday wear while remaining durable enough to hold its shape and text through frequent washing. The smooth cotton surface ensures that the one-liner stays crisp, readable, and visually clean.

Featuring a unisex fit, this shirt offers a relaxed, easy silhouette that suits all body types. It pairs naturally with jeans, shorts, joggers, or pajama pants—making it a go-to option for laid-back days, casual outings, or as a funny gift that doesn’t try too hard.

Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology, the text is sharp, well-defined, and designed to last. For best results, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to preserve both the fabric feel and print clarity.

If your humor lives in the realm of dumb thoughts, impulsive decisions, and laughing at yourself afterward, the I Pulled Out a Nose Hair Last Night to See If It Hurt Shirt belongs in your rotation. Simple, stupid, and surprisingly effective.

FAQ – I pulled out a nose hair last night to see if it hurt shirt

Is the humor family-friendly?
It’s crude but lighthearted—best suited for adults who enjoy silly, irreverent jokes.

Is the text easy to read from a distance?
Yes, the clean DTG print keeps the lettering sharp and legible.

Does the shirt feel heavy or stiff?
No, the 5.3 oz cotton offers a comfortable midweight feel that’s soft yet structured.

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