Rock Paper Can We Scissor Lesbian Shirt

“Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!” just took on a whole new meaning. If you are tired of the dating apps and want to cut right to the chase, this shirt does the talking for you. It’s a cheeky, bold, and undeniably funny riff on the classic hand game that is strictly for the ladies.

The design features the familiar hand symbols—a fist for rock, a flat hand for paper—but skips the “shoot” for a much better suggestion: “Can We Scissor?” It captures that specific brand of chaotic, thirsty, and self-aware humor that thrives in queer culture. It’s a joke that works perfectly at a Pride parade, a drag brunch, or a night out at your local gay bar. It’s bold, it’s a little bit spicy, and it’s a guaranteed conversation starter with your crush.

Printed on a durable heavy cotton tee, this shirt is comfortable enough for lounging or dancing. The unisex fit gives it a relaxed, slightly oversized vibe that looks great tucked into jeans, tied up in a crop, or worn with a flannel (naturally). Wear it to signal to the world that you’ve got game—just maybe not the one they played in kindergarten.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Cheeky Wordplay: A top-tier pun that blends nostalgia with adult humor.

• Ultimate Icebreaker: It’s flirty, funny, and lets everyone know exactly whose team you’re on.

• Pride Ready: Perfect for festivals, parties, and events where you want to stand out and make people laugh.

Perfect For

• Lesbian, Bi, and Queer women with a sense of humor.

• Pride Month celebrations and parades.

• Bachelorette parties or “Galentine’s” gifts.

• Anyone who loves a good “That’s what she said” joke.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (sturdy and soft).

• Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with a clear, graphic-style Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print.

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the hand signs.

FAQ – Rock Paper Can We Scissor Lesbian Shirt

Is this shirt unisex sizing? Yes, it uses a standard unisex cut (Gildan 5000). For a more fitted “baby tee” look, we recommend sizing down or cropping it yourself!

Is the humor too explicit? It’s definitely “cheeky” and suggestive, relying on a double entendre. It’s perfect for bars and Pride, but maybe not for dinner with your conservative grandmother.

What do the hand signs look like? The design typically uses simple vector-style icons of hands to mimic the game, making the punchline visual and easy to read.

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