Description

Rules When I First Wake Up Shirt

Name: Rules When I First Wake Up Shirt
SKU: 2719343
Availability: InStock

Some people wake up with a smile and a song. This shirt is for the rest of us. The “Rules When I First Wake Up” shirt is less of a fashion statement and more of a necessary survival guide for your family, roommates, and coworkers. It establishes the boundaries required to keep the peace before the caffeine kicks in.

The design typically features a numbered list of strict regulations, such as: “1. No Talking,” “2. No Eye Contact,” “3. Bring Coffee,” and “4. Wait for the Signal.” It captures the universal grumpiness of the non-morning person with dry, sarcastic wit. It’s a relatable way to say, “I am currently loading; please try your request again later.”

Printed on a durable heavy cotton tee, this shirt is comfortable enough to wear straight out of bed (which is, coincidentally, the most dangerous time). It’s the perfect attire for breakfast, the school run, or that first Zoom meeting where your camera is definitely turned off. Wear it to protect your peace and ensure that everyone knows the protocol.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Effective Communication: It tells people exactly what to do (or not do) without you having to speak a word.
Relatable Humor: Everyone knows the struggle of functioning before that first cup of coffee.
Clean Layout: The list format is easy to read and gets the point across instantly.

Perfect For

“Not a morning person” types.
Coffee addicts and caffeine lovers.
Moms, dads, and grumpy teenagers.
Gifts for coworkers who are scary before 10 AM.

Product Details

Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (cozy and substantial).
Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with a clear, text-based Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the rules.

FAQ – Rules When I First Wake Up Shirt

What are the rules usually listed? While variations exist, they almost always include “No Talking,” “No Bright Lights,” and “Coffee First.” Check the product image for the exact text!

Is this a good sleep shirt? Absolutely. The 100% heavy cotton is breathable and comfortable, making it perfect for sleeping in and then wearing to breakfast.

Is the text large enough to read? Yes, the design uses bold, legible fonts so that people can read the warning from a safe distance.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.