School of Advanced Pluralization Pate State shirt
In the vast landscape of higher education, some schools focus on engineering, others on the arts. But only one institution dares to tackle the most critical issue facing modern language: making things plural. The School of Advanced Pluralization “Pate State” Parody Shirt is the ultimate piece of “official” merchandise for this fictional, highly specific, and utterly absurd department. With a design that mimics the gravitas of an Ivy League crest, this shirt is a masterpiece of dry, intellectual humor. It’s a badge of honor for linguistics nerds, copy editors, and anyone who appreciates a joke that takes itself entirely too seriously.

To sell the satire, the crest needs to look legitimate. We print this logo on high-quality cotton chosen specifically for its ability to maintain sharp logo edges. When the typography and shield details are crisp, the parody lands harder because it looks like genuine university apparel from a distance. The fabric is smooth and durable, ensuring that the distinction between “cactus” and “cacti” (or “cactuses,” depending on your tenure) remains clear. It’s a smart, comfortable tee for the smartest person in the room.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt
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Intellectual Satire: A joke that requires a little bit of brainpower to appreciate.
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“Official” Look: The design mimics real collegiate apparel, enhancing the humor.
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Niche Appeal: Perfect for English majors, editors, and fans of dry comedy.
Perfect For
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Linguistics Nerds: Finally, a shirt that celebrates morphology.
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Grammar Police: Wear it while correcting people’s texts.
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Campus Wear: Confuse people at your actual university.
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Gifts: A funny present for the writer or academic in your life.
Product Details
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Material: 100% cotton; smooth fabric selected to ensure the logo edges remain sharp and distinct.
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Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a clean, collegiate finish.
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the graphic.

FAQ – School of Advanced Pluralization Pate State shirt
Is Pate State a real university? No, it is a fictional institution. This Pate State logo shirt is a parody design poking fun at academic hyper-specialization and grammar obsession.
Is the text on the crest readable? Yes. We use a high-quality cotton that allows for “sharp logo edges,” ensuring the text “School of Advanced Pluralization” on your Pate State logo shirt is clear and legible.
What is the fit like? The Pate State logo shirt comes in a standard unisex fit, designed to look and feel like a classic college tee.









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