Description

School of Advanced Pluralization Pate State shirt

Name: School of Advanced Pluralization Pate State shirt
SKU: 2718557
Availability: InStock

In the vast landscape of higher education, some schools focus on engineering, others on the arts. But only one institution dares to tackle the most critical issue facing modern language: making things plural. The School of Advanced Pluralization “Pate State” Parody Shirt is the ultimate piece of “official” merchandise for this fictional, highly specific, and utterly absurd department. With a design that mimics the gravitas of an Ivy League crest, this shirt is a masterpiece of dry, intellectual humor. It’s a badge of honor for linguistics nerds, copy editors, and anyone who appreciates a joke that takes itself entirely too seriously.

To sell the satire, the crest needs to look legitimate. We print this logo on high-quality cotton chosen specifically for its ability to maintain sharp logo edges. When the typography and shield details are crisp, the parody lands harder because it looks like genuine university apparel from a distance. The fabric is smooth and durable, ensuring that the distinction between “cactus” and “cacti” (or “cactuses,” depending on your tenure) remains clear. It’s a smart, comfortable tee for the smartest person in the room.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Intellectual Satire: A joke that requires a little bit of brainpower to appreciate.
“Official” Look: The design mimics real collegiate apparel, enhancing the humor.
Niche Appeal: Perfect for English majors, editors, and fans of dry comedy.

Perfect For

Linguistics Nerds: Finally, a shirt that celebrates morphology.
Grammar Police: Wear it while correcting people’s texts.
Campus Wear: Confuse people at your actual university.
Gifts: A funny present for the writer or academic in your life.

Product Details

Material: 100% cotton; smooth fabric selected to ensure the logo edges remain sharp and distinct.
Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a clean, collegiate finish.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the graphic.

FAQ – School of Advanced Pluralization Pate State shirt

Is Pate State a real university? No, it is a fictional institution. This Pate State logo shirt is a parody design poking fun at academic hyper-specialization and grammar obsession.

Is the text on the crest readable? Yes. We use a high-quality cotton that allows for “sharp logo edges,” ensuring the text “School of Advanced Pluralization” on your Pate State logo shirt is clear and legible.

What is the fit like? The Pate State logo shirt comes in a standard unisex fit, designed to look and feel like a classic college tee.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	19.75	21.25	22.5	24	25.5

Shipping information

1. Order Processing Time

Order Handling: Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days after successful payment.
Made-to-Order Production: Since many of our items are printed on demand, production may take a little longer during high-volume periods (e.g., holidays).
Orders placed on weekends or public holidays will be processed on the next business day.

2. Shipping Time Estimates

We ship worldwide. Estimated delivery times (after processing) are:

Region	Estimated Delivery Time
United States	5–10 business days
Canada	7–12 business days
United Kingdom	7–12 business days
Australia	7–14 business days
Europe	7–15 business days
Rest of World	10–20 business days