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The Simpsons I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me Shirt

Name: The Simpsons I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me Shirt
SKU: 2717543
Availability: InStock

Revenge is a dish best served… messy. The The Simpsons “I Never Wish Death” Sarcastic Quote Shirt captures the ultimate level of petty vengeance. The full sentiment—”I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while on a date with someone they really like”—is a masterpiece of modern dark humor. It subverts the idea of “taking the high road” by wishing for something that is technically non-lethal, but socially fatal. Often paired with a calm or smiling image of a Simpsons character (usually Homer), the contrast between the innocent look and the savage wish is comedy gold.

Designed for fans of internet culture, memes, and the cynical wit that The Simpsons popularized, this tee is a text-heavy winner. Because the punchline requires reading, we print on a 5.3 oz breathable cotton chosen specifically for “strong text definition.” This ensures that the letters remain sharp and legible, allowing passersby to read the full curse and appreciate your specific brand of justice. It’s breathable enough for a hot day, but the message is cold as ice. Wear it to warn the world: you might be nice, but you have a vivid imagination.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Strong Text Definition: Crafted from 5.3 oz cotton with a smooth surface, ensuring the long, text-heavy quote is crisp and easy to read from a distance.
Savage Humor: It appeals to the petty side in all of us, offering a curse that is hilarious, specific, and relatable.
Breathable Comfort: The fabric is light and airy, keeping you comfortable even while you contemplate revenge.

Perfect For

Meme Lovers: A classic internet quote brought to life.
Simpsons Fans: Fits perfectly with the show’s legacy of cynicism and physical comedy.
Introverts: A quiet way to express your internal monologue.
Casual Hangouts: A funny icebreaker that always gets a laugh.

Product Details

Material: 100% cotton; 5.3 oz breathable fabric with strong text definition.
Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for clear, durable lettering.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the text.

FAQ – The Simpsons I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me Shirt

What is the full quote on the shirt? This Simpsons quote shirt features the popular meme: “I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while on a date with someone they really like.”

Is this a direct quote from an episode? While the art style is from the show, this specific text is a viral internet meme that has become a popular “unofficial” Simpsons quote shirt due to how well it fits the characters’ personalities.

Is the text hard to read? No, we use a 5.3 oz cotton fabric selected for “strong text definition.” This ensures that the fine lettering on the Simpsons quote shirt is sharp, distinct, and easy to read.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.