Description

Suicide Watch T-shirt

Name: Suicide Watch T-shirt
SKU: m2KtBULPcNd5
Availability: InStock

Modern humor is often dark, cynical, and unapologetically blunt. The Suicide Watch Dark Irony Streetwear Shirt is a reflection of that internet-era sensibility. It uses shock value as a stylistic choice, borrowing the stark aesthetics of warning labels and medical terminology to create a piece of streetwear that demands a reaction. It is not for the faint of heart; it is for the person who treats irony as a second language and isn’t afraid to wear their darkest jokes on their sleeve—literally. It captures the “doomposting” energy of the timeline and translates it into a bold fashion statement.

When the design relies entirely on text, the quality of the print and the shirt is paramount. We use a strong fabric to support bold typography. This heavier, structured cotton provides a flat, stable canvas that prevents the lettering from warping or fading into the background. The text stands out with high-contrast clarity, ensuring the message is delivered with the intended impact. It’s a durable, rugged garment that fits right in with a wardrobe full of oversized hoodies, cargo pants, and other staples of the underground streetwear scene.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

Provocative Statement: It pushes the envelope, using shock humor to make a distinct impression.
High-Contrast Design: The bold typography stands out clearly against the fabric for maximum visibility.
Structured Feel: The strong fabric gives the shirt a premium, heavy weight that holds its shape well.

Perfect For

Edgy Humor Fans: Those who appreciate the darker side of comedy.
Streetwear Enthusiasts: A perfect statement piece for a layered, urban look.
Internet Culture: For fans of memes that embrace irony and cynicism.
Shock Value: When you want your outfit to start a conversation (or end one).

Product Details

Material: 100% cotton; strong fabric engineered for durability and bold graphic support.
Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a sharp, text-focused look.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the text.

FAQ – Suicide Watch T-shirt

Is this shirt meant to be taken seriously? The suicide watch shirt is designed as a piece of dark irony and shock humor, reflecting the edgy aesthetic common in modern streetwear and meme culture.

Is the text print durable? Yes. We use a “strong fabric” that supports the ink well. This ensures the bold typography on your suicide watch shirt remains crisp and readable.

What is the fit like? The suicide watch shirt has a standard unisex fit. It is comfortable and slightly structured, making it easy to style with jeans or streetwear staples.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Men's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Fabric blends: Heather colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester. The classic fit along with the crew neckline provide a timeless style with neat looks that are perfect for accessorizing. This means it’s a highly versatile choice for both casual and semi-formal events.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.5	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34

Classic Women's T-Shirt

The fabric composition varies by color: solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are a 50/50 Cotton/Polyester blend, and Sport Grey and Antique colors consist of 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Material: 100% combed round-thread cotton (Dark Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Classic cotton t-shirt. Made from 100% combed round-thread cotton, this is an everyday essential with superior comfort.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
WIDTH (inches)	15.25	16.25	17.25	18.25	19.75	21.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Hooded & Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Made with 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
LENGTH (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31	33	34

Longsleeve Tee

Solid colors are made from 100% Cotton, while Heather colors and Ash feature an 85% Cotton and 15% Viscose blend.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
WIDTH (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
LENGTH (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Tank Top

Solid colors are 100% Cotton; Heather colors consist of 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester; Athletic Heather contains 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester; and Triblend colors are made from 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, and 25% Rayon.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Made with our soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle’s high stitch density fabric offers a smooth printing surface. Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28
LENGTH (inches)	26	27.5	28.75	29.75	30.75	32	33

Women's V-neck T-Shirt

Made from 100% American cotton and the most advanced soft cotton technology, this product has been improved to enhance the quality and comfort you can feel.

SIZE GUIDE	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
WIDTH (inches)	17.25	19.25	21.25	23.25	25.25	27.25
LENGTH (inches)	25.5	26	27	28	28.5	29

Youth T-Shirt

Made with 100% ringspun cotton, although the fiber content may differ for certain color options.

SIZE GUIDE	XS	S	M	L	XL
WIDTH (inches)	16	17	18	19	20
LENGTH (inches)	20.5	22	23.5	25	26.5

Youth Hooded & Sweatshirt

50/50 cotton/polyester, made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.