All i want for christmas is to touch your but shirt
The Christmas season always brings a wave of nostalgia, doesn’t it? It’s that feeling of warm fuzziness, even with the icy wind nipping at your nose, as you navigate the crowded stores. I remember one particularly hectic year, trying to find the perfect present for my then-girlfriend, Sarah. The pressure was immense, the decorations seemed extra sparkly, and the carols, played on repeat everywhere, threatened to drive me utterly insane, yet I felt this electric buzz of anticipation. I wanted something that would make her truly smile, something different.

Thinking back, that year, I was completely lost for inspiration. I mean, what do you get the girl who seems to have everything? Sweaters? Jewelry? Honestly, nothing seemed quite right. There’s so much commercialism surrounding the holiday, it’s easy to get caught up in the rush and lose sight of the actual meaning. I strolled through the mall, feeling utterly deflated, wishing I could just teleport to a cozy cabin and avoid the hordes of shoppers completely. The synthetic smell of pine and peppermint candy felt overpowering.

One evening, while we were watching a cheesy Christmas movie, I was struck with a crazy thought. It popped into my head, completely unbidden. We’d been laughing, sharing a giant bowl of popcorn, and there it was: a silly, slightly inappropriate, idea. The kind of ridiculous thought that only surfaces when you’re comfortable and unguarded. It felt like a whispered secret between the two of us. It was a joke, really, but it also held a strange, unexpected truth. And that is how the idea for the ridiculous shirt began to form in my mind, a shirt that I would eventually, jokingly, think to give. The design was the easiest part, though I did spend an inordinate amount of time on the font. I spent a week searching for something that was both legible and slightly off-kilter, it needed a certain… je ne sais quoi. Then I got the shirt made, the whole thing wrapped up in a ridiculously oversized box to add to the comedy. Christmas morning arrived, all twinkling lights and wrapping paper, and the moment of truth. Sarah opened the box, her eyes widening, and for a split second, I genuinely thought she might be mortified. Her smile, however, soon spread, the same one that used to always knock me for six. The absurdity of it all was irresistible, a reminder that sometimes, the best gifts are the ones that make you laugh, the ones that show you how comfortable you are with the other person.





Anonymous –
Hubby gives it 2 Thumbs up
These are thick, cotton, smooth, great quality and get a thumbs up from the hubs. kingtees I ordered were quite thin. These are great for the working man!
Anonymous –
Très bonne matière, conforme à la description. La taille est exacte aussi et la couleur est exactement comme sur la photo.
Anonymous –
Loves the material this shirt is made out of. It’s a very smooth fit.
Anonymous –
Nice shirts
Nice shirts with a good price. I have been making shirts for family members and these fit good and to size. I’ll order more I’m sure. So far I haven’t gotten a bad shirt or wrong size.
Anonymous –
So happy with the cut of this shirt. A versatile shirt I can use anytime of the year. Classic, simple shirt with a twist. Love this shirt. Fast delivery!